List: Granny Mary Stories! | Curated by Gary Chapin

Dec 7, 2023
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Granny Mary Stories!All the stories by or about Granny Mary
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How Often Should I Think of the Roman Empire?Granny Mary asks her dead Roman friends
Dec 7, 2023
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Dec 7, 2023
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Who Is Your Jacob Marley?It’s a Granny Mary Christmas
Dec 6, 2023
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Dec 6, 2023
5
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What Do I Do About This Guy Who Heard Me Fart Ten Years Ago?Granny Mary is dead, she’s wise, and she advises
Oct 19, 2023
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Oct 19, 2023
7
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Does Trump Know What a Dog Is?Granny Mary knows some dogs, and John Kelly is no dog
Oct 6, 2023
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Oct 6, 2023
5
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Granny Mary: Should You Be Banned?Trans-meta-imposter Granny answers questions sent by ‘self’
Sep 24, 2023
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Sep 24, 2023
9
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On the Nature of LoveGranny Mary explains the divine pash
Jul 19, 2023
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Jul 19, 2023
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Dear Granny Mary, You Gonna Eat That?Burning questions for a cool, cool dead woman
Jun 26, 2023
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Jun 26, 2023
2
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They Thought I Would Be ShorterCan we megafauna ever catch a break?
May 17, 2023
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May 17, 2023
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An Interview With J.S. BachGranny Mary Talks to Most Creative Person Ever
Mar 22, 2023
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Mar 22, 2023
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‘No Bad Naps?’Granny Mary thinks not
Mar 13, 2023
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Mar 13, 2023
2
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“Clap for Me?”Why Granny Mary will never clap for your article
Jan 17, 2023
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Jan 17, 2023
4
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“The Firefly Instinct?”Call it what it is — a Lampyridae!
Jan 14, 2023
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Jan 14, 2023
2
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‘If It’s Not COVID, Am I Really Sick?’I want sympathy, dammit
Dec 13, 2022
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Dec 13, 2022
6
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“Should I Change Lanes?”So much can go wrong
Dec 18, 2022
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Dec 18, 2022
5
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“My Sweatpants Are Falling Down!”I don’t sew like my grandma
Nov 15, 2022
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Nov 15, 2022
5
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“What Is funny?”The MuddYum editors need to know!
Oct 27, 2022
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Oct 27, 2022
2
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Bloody Mary, Granny Mary, and Virgin Mary Walk into a BarAnd wait until you meet Kitten Mary!
Sep 29, 2022
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Sep 29, 2022
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Forgoing Foreskin Feud Fuels Firing FearsGranny Mary forestalls a foreskin farrago
Aug 23, 2022
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Aug 23, 2022
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Granny Mary, Do You Know Bloody Mary?That girl could make WAY better choices
Aug 24, 2022
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Aug 24, 2022
3
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“The Opinions of Living People Matter! But Should They?”Granny Mary is suspicious
Aug 14, 2022
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Aug 14, 2022
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